Movie Quotes

Ok, so you post your favourite movie quote, and the next person to post needs to say where the quote is from (what movie) and then post their own quote in the same post. Here goes:

"I am so f*cking smart, that I make smart people feel like they are retarded."

Boondocksaints II

"Hello, would you like to have a roll in zee hay? It's fun! Roll, roll, roll in zee hay!"

Young Frankenstein

"I apologize for the intelligence of my remarks, I'd forgotten that you were a member of Parliament."

The Picture of Dorian Gray

"Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!"

((Yay! You got it!....))

Empire Records ((AWESOME MOVIE!))

"Time to get my sexy on with the green."

((Haha yep Empire is one of my all time faves!))

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

"How do you know he was Spanish? Or a sailor? He could've been a Pakistani postman if you were that drunk!"

The Snapper

Char 1: "What country are you from?"
Char 2: "What? What? Wh - ?"
Char 1: "'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?"

Pulp Fiction (absolute legend of a movie!)

"She's going to say her final words, not through me, but inevitably, and ever so coolly... through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers."

Love Actually

"I killed a cow with a bazooka..."

Yes Man

Char 1: "If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?"
Char 2: "It happens to people all the time, Jack."

Return to Oz! *dances*



"Hey, Pretty Little Face! Pretty little face you got there!"

((Mwha ha ha ha ha!))

Pink Flamigos


"In seven days God created the world..."

Seven Pounds?

"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah! "

Human Traffic (something about the guy who plays Moff is sexy... just don't ask me what. Lol.)

"What would you do if I died, hmm?"

Danny Dyer. Oh yeah, I would! John Simm (Jip) too! He was so sexy in Doctor Who

I can't get the movie you're quoting though, I know I know it, it just won't come to me!

Hehe... I've never seen Dr Who... I'm not sure we get that here...

I'm gunna give the answer to my last quote... Just so we can keep going, I like the movie quotes thing.

That quote is from: LAST KISS


New quote:

"You can't get fingerprints off of skin."

Oh I do recommend Dr Who, if you're into sci-fi that is. Although, I mainly used to watch it for David Tennant! Got quite addicted to it though

Murder by Numbers

"Sure they are, they're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.

I LOVE SPEED! I know it's a bit of a boy movie, but still... it was great!

1: "Do you know who's in the white house right now?"
2: "An asshole..."